I hope no one would mind the fact that I'm writing in English. Here's the thing. I'm a comic writer and I usually write them on croatian language, but this time I wrote a joke that includes some foreign language. So I picked slovenian ( Laibach inspired me ) I hope someone will see this thread and help me.

These are the two sentences that need translating:

Hi, I grow potatoes.
What do you do?


I could've used Google translate, but who knows how good that translation would be. What's safe is safe. Help me neighbours.

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Nope.

Ha-ha-ha. Vprašau sem tiztega ki je to spraševal! 

Dej si še enkrat preber, kaj si napisal.

What do you do se ne bi prevedlo kot Kako si, ampak ne vem, kaj takega, kot Kaj počneš?

Pa v tem stavku je tud napaka:


Ampak v to se ne bom vpičila ( ), ker s to napako ne zavajaš našega komedijanta.